if i was an oyster at the bottom of the sea i would be making pearls bigger and better than all the other bitches i just know it i could rock those suckers with my creative interior
Oysters make pearls cause they get parasites and particles in their body and cant remove them. Congrats youre the most parasite riddled oyster in the ocean
It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.
It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.
No, that’s where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.
I mean, obviously House is a horrible boss but at least he’s an equal opportunities horrible boss. Most horrible bosses will treat you like shit but THEN talk to you about “disrespect” when you try to stand up for yourself.
When House’s employees drug or stalk or blackmail or insult or physically assault him right back, he just goes “Great game, guys!” at the end of the episode and high-fives everyone.
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